Happy UNbirthday to Me!

Found a sweet deal on this grill & couldn’t resist! Grilling season is on its way after all!
This baby has a propane side for quick grilling…
and a charcoal side, for when you have time to grill the proper way.
I just finished assembling it & it’s hanging out indoors until I have time to season it properly & get a cover for it to prevent rusting.
1Dislocated Knee Cap

So I was running CAT6 in the attic of our new house when my knee decided to play me for a fool. The trusses in the attic criss-cross all over the place so I was stretching between two joists & twisting to avoid some trusses when my knee literally popped. Luckily, it popped back in by itself shortly afterwards, since I was alone in the house at the time. The resulting swelling has left me hobbling on crutches this week. Super lame!
1Jack-O-Lantern
OK, it’s a little late, but here are our jack-o-lantern designs that were sitting outside my door this past Halloween:
Here’s my design – a pirate ship!
And here is Jenn’s design – Super Mario:
In going through my pictures, I happened to find a picture of a jack-o-latern I carved back in college. I still think it’s my most impressive:


Road Rage

This is the message I WISH I could display to the stool-for-brains drivers I have to deal with on a daily basis. Today was especially bad because I actually had to travel further than my usual 10 mile commute to work. I’m not unreasonable. Given that I was driving from Baltimore to D.C., I expected some amount of rush hour traffic. However, I don’t think driving 30 miles should take TWO and A HALF HOURS!!!!
This delay (and just about any other delay) can be attributed directly to 4 genre of people:
1. The Rubbernecker – Must we slow down to look at every disabled vehicle along the road? Apparently! You don’t work for C.S.I! Keep your eyes on the road and drive! I think driving on the interstate should be like the movie Speed. If your car drops below a certain speed – you die. Simple as that. We’ll install what I’ve deemed the “Darwin Device” into every vehicle on the road & we’ll soon be free of this problem. “Only the strong survive.”
2. Cops – Does it really take 5 cop cars to respond to a fender bender? I love the fact that you’re pushing your academy-taught driving skills to the limit while responding to an accident that already has 3 units on the scene. We don’t mind the potential danger you’re putting us in or the further disruption to the traffic flow. As long as you’re having a good time, we’re cool with that. Oh, and thanks for leaving your lights on well after the accident has been cleared so that The Rubberneckers have something else to “investigate.” I really have nothing better to do than to sit in traffic.
3. The Timid Merger – If you can’t merge into traffic at a rate faster than 5 mph, you don’t deserve to be driving a car. Go buy a moped – or better yet, one of those beach cruiser bicycles. That’s probably more your pace. Oh, and when you see people waving at you, they’re not saying “Hi.” Get your ass over one lane and turn off your F-ing turn signal.
4. Electronic Sign Dude – I guess most drivers are on a 3rd grade reading level, because any time an electronic traffic sign has more than 3 words on it, there’s a major traffic slow down so everyone can read it. I encountered a sign today, after sitting in traffic for 45 mins, that said “95 North – Expect Congestion & Delays.” Mind you, I’m ON 95 North when I read this sign. It’s absolutely POINTLESS! The only thing it accomplished was tacking on another 10 minutes to my trip while people slowed down to read it. One of my other favorites is “Reduced Visibility Due to Fog – Drive with Caution.” First off, DUH! I can see the fog. Secondly, the reduced visibility just hinders peoples’ already pathetic reading ability, so the ensuing backup is even worse. Electronic Sign Dude, please read my sign & DIE!
OK, venting complete. Since there’s not much I can do about any of the above, I guess the next time I’m in traffic I’ll just go to “my happy place.” I’ll imagine a world without any of them, where the roads flow like Niagra Falls…
Yeah right! Who am I kidding? I’ll be cussing them out like I always do.
0Leaky Window
I have a love/hate relationship with water. This weekend, I hated it!
For two reasons: 1) A leaky pipe in the basement. 2) A leaky window in the bedroom. Both of these occurred at the house in Rehoboth. I fixed them both of course, since I’m a man…the pipe was easy because it was PVC. The window was another story. It took about 4 hours between prying out the old water damaged wood, sealing up the window on the outside (30 feet up) so it wouldn’t happen again, cutting & fitting replacement trim boards, and repainting everything.
From This:
To This:
To This:
0Wireless Interception with Re-Broadcast
Now, all of the following is strictly hypothetical. I would never create something like this because it’s technically against the law to intercept a wireless signal or join a wireless network if you don’t own it (yes, even if it’s unencrypted)…
Hypothetically, if someone needed to connect to a wireless access point hundreds of feet away (which they didn’t have the privilege/access to modify settings on) and didn’t feel like buying a wireless card with an antenna jack for their laptop, much less carry a directional antenna around with them, they might consider a rig such as this:
I introduce the good old 54G line of routers…the ones I talk about below happen to be made by Buffalo(WHR-G54S), but Linksys also makes a version (WRT-54G). The cool thing about these routers is their firmware is flashable with 3rd party firmware which enables a whole host of features not normally available with the default firmware. For this project a hypothetical person would need to purchase 2. Good thing there are sweet mail-in rebate deals! By the way, these are awesome routers not just for a project like this, but for general use. I use the Linksys model as my main router at home.

Anyway, both routers need to be flashed with DD-WRT firmware (www.dd-wrt.com). The flashing process varies by which model of router you have, but there is a wiki for most of the popular models on the DD-WRT website. From now on, I will refer to the 2 routers as Router A and Router B.
Router A: needs to be set up with a router IP of something other than the default 192.168.1.1 (192.168.2.1 is a good choice). It also needs to be set in DHCP mode so it hands out IP’s to any clients attached to it. Now comes the cool part, with the modified firmware, there is an option under the Wireless section to have the router function in “Client Mode.” This esentially allows the router to act as a wireless client to an access point (the access point to connect to is set under the Admin section). When it is connected as a client, it’s wireless capabilities cannot be used as an access point for other clients (this is where the second router comes in later). However, the hard-wired LAN ports do work as you would expect from a router – any client hard-wired to the router is served internet access via the wireless connection via “Client Mode” signal from the remote access point. To improve wireless signal reception with the remote access point, Router A should be fitted with a directional antenna. I suggest this guide for constructing one: Cantenna How-To. You will need a N-type Male to RP-SMA Female pigtail (can be found on E-bay) to connect the antenna to the router.
Router B: I bet you can guess what we’re going to do with this guy. This router should be set up much like any home-use router. The main point of this router is to serve as a local wireless access point to clients in close proximity. The router IP should be set to something other than 192.168.1.1 or the IP of Router A (192.168.3.1 is a good choice). It also needs to be set up in DHCP mode. The wireless settings should be set up to your liking, providing a SSID, channel #, encryption scheme, etc. Just make sure you don’t set it to “Client Mode” as you did with Router A. Once everything is set up, use a short CAT-5 cable to connect the WAN port of Router B to any LAN port of Router A.
What will happen: Router A will connect to the remote access point as a client. Router A will give Router B an IP address via DHCP. Router B will broadcast an SSID so any local wireless clients can connect to it. Once they do, Router B will give the client an IP address via DHCP. All traffic will route from the wireless client (ie. a laptop) wirelessly to Router B which will pass the traffic along to Router A via CAT-5 cable, Router A then passes the traffic on wirelessly to the remote access point. (Obviously, the reverse happens for return traffic).
The result: You can use a laptop without an antenna to connect to an access point hundreds of feet away.
0Cherry Blossoms in DC
Check out these awesome pictures I got while down in DC over the weekend to check out the cherry blossoms:
This has got to be the most bad ass street sign on Earth. 50 Cent would be proud!
Who needs gaymo Captain Crunch & his cereal when Captain White is on duty!?! I mean, he owns a CITY of seafood!
This was a gangsta-ass rat that was like “What biotch? I do what I want even with hundreds of people walking right by me!”
Oh yeah, and there were cherry blossoms too:
And there was kite mania going on at the Washington Monument:
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